May 2012
Happy belly
I ate so much fruit today
MY ROOM IS SO CLEAN
i’ve been home alone all night haha.
nothing else to do but house wife things.
average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
Pretty sure
That I just got a 100 on my medical terminology final. I am a super genius.
I’ll find out tomorrow!
2 essays to write
0 motivation
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Taurus on the outside
zodiacfun:
Serious or focused look
Beautiful eyes
Always hungry
Pronounced neck/collarbones,jaw or cheek bones
Observing other people around them
Quiet and chill demeanor
FUCK being a ginger
and getting a sunburn after five minutes of being outside. literally the only thing i hate about my fair complexion.
and fuck being forced to work the outdoor register all day
i’m the whitest bitch in the store why did i get plant babysitting duty?
hate my life.
doing it all over again tomorrow.
prestige worldwide
i can feel myself getting sick
boooooo
What i shoud be doing -> 3 essays and studying for a test
what i am doing -> eating 6 freeze pops and scrolling through my dash.
priorities.